Larson:"Whatsa man got to do to get that kinna attention from ya?" Lara:"It's hard to say, exactly, but you seem to be doing fine"
2.In the opening FMV
Natla:[throwing a handful of Ben Franklins into the air] "Feast your eyes on this, Lara. How does that make your wallet rumble?" Lara:"I'm sorry. I only play for sport."
3.
After having found an empty can of beans in a campsite outside the front door of St. Francis' Folly, Lara sighs:"Pierre... You litterbug."
4.
In Natla's pyramid, with the giant egg ready to hatch and Natla explaining her great planson human evolution. Natla:"A kick in the pants. Those runts Qualopec and Tihocan had no idea. The cataclysm of Atlantis struck a race of langering wimps; plummeted them to the very basics of survival again. It shouldn't happen like that." Lara:[sighing while gesturing around] "Or like this." 5.
The giant egg of Natla will hatch in 15 seconds, the computer announces. Natla:"Too late for abortions now" Lara:[pointing her gun at the Scion] "Not without the heart of the operation"
A thug in the hidden entrance of the Temple of Xian attempts to hit Lara, but somehow, she manages to slam him against the door and throw his weapon away. Lara:"Pardon me, if that was just your way of trying the doors for me."
Lara's reaction to Willard's offer for an other job Lara:"What? Shoot the breeze with some of your other boys?" [grin] "No thanks." 2.
Lara finds a tribesman praying. Tribesman:"Is well fa you me fasting dis day. You make plenty good flesh-pot." Lara:"You forget. I might be quite hungry myself. Famished actually." 3.
Near the bell of the church in London, Lara find's one of Sophia's henchmen, and asks him what Sophia does, threatening him with her pistols Henchman:"I dunno know. Really! I don't! I just shoot people for her." Lara: "A commendable work ethic, I guess." 4.
In the same cutscene, the henchman explains that he would get a special bonus for a person like Lara. Henchman:[stepping backwards towards the bell] "I mean, I could even be retired from you." [he keeps on stepping backwards proudly] Lara:"Then you might like to mind..." [She pauses as the henchman makes a big step backwards] "...the bell. [The bell hits the henchman and he's launched in the air] Lara:[watching him to sail away in the air] Happy Retirement!
5.
In the hidden lair of the Damned The Leader of the gang:"So, you must be after Miss Leigh then?" Lara:"Business, not pleasure."
6.
Tet-a-tet with Sophia in her office Lara:"All I want is the artifact." Sophia:[laughing] "Right! In your next life." Lara:[drawing her pistols] "We'll see..."
7.
In Antarctica, after Willard has explained his crazy plans to Lara Lara:Yes, but you bumped into me in India and sent me to find them(she means the artifacts) for you, bringing me here, listening to this gibberish." [pointing her pistols at him] "Your perception of good timing is... BAD!"
In the Cambodian Temple, after, the race for the Iris, Lara informs Von Croy of the plinth inscription that warns vengeance on those who remove it Von Croy: Ah, ancient hocus pocus. Forget this nonsense and come over here! Lara: I don't count poison darts and triggered entombment your average child's tea party. I feel we should lend this some respect.
2.
In Jean-Yves house, after Lara has shown him the amulet Jean-Yves: Only one so ignorant of the prophecies would dabble with such a prehistoric evil. Ah yes. . . releasing Set. . . but how could you have known, my dear? Lara: Time to put things right. . . and remove a thorn in my side in the process.
3.
Lara is threatening Ahmed, the guide that has betrayed her, but he doesn't seem to be in mood to talk. Guard"You waste your time" Lara: "This attitude problem! You people need to learn some manners. Tell me now, or you've just run out of time."
4.
Jean-Yves says that Von Croy might soon have Seth's armor. Jean-Yves: This I fear also. I shall wait here for you. Return if you feel I can help in any way. Good luck, Lara. I fear you may need it. Lara: I make my own luck.
5.
Lara approaches Von Croy(he's surrounded by charming puppies and he's possessed by Seth)He asks Lara to give him the armor, because he needs it badly Lara: And in return. . . ? Von Croy: I will grant you vigor as those around you fall. You shall command the ultimate power: that of life or death over those you choose at your side. And in return they will bow at your feet and give worship. Lara: Got my fair share of that already. And besides. . . give a jackal your hand and he'll bite off the whole arm. [She runs to the receptacle and removes the amulet, sealing Von Croy/Set and his dogs behind the big door.] Lara: Barking mad.
6.
Lara's last(?) dramatic moments, in the collapsing temple of Horus Von Croy: Quickly girl, before it collapses around you! [Lara is knocked back, as the ground begins to shake] Lara: You back, Werner? No more Set? Von Croy: No time! Your hand, Lara. Give me your hand! [Lara tries to avoid the collapsing ceiling and rushes to the door, but the floor collapses and there she is, hanging from a ledge] Von Croy: Take my hands. I can pull you to safety! Lara: Good to see you again, Werner. Von Croy: I couldn't leave you! [Lara lets go the ledge and falls into the darkness...:( ]
In the opening FMV, where Lara asks Larson where Pierre is Larson: Aw, he's around. You got the cash? Lara: I've got the cash, but I don't deal with the monkey.
2.
In the opening cutscene Pierre: No need for unpleasantries, Miss Croft. I'm afraid I must once again relieve you of your burden. Lara: Easy come, easy go. [Lara makes a harrowing escape by swinging from the red velvet curtains of the Opera House]
3.
Larson and Pierre have robbed Lara of the Saturn symbol and Lara warns them not to place it on the gate Lara: If you put this into that gate, Pierre, you're going to get a lot more than you bargained for, trust me. Larson: I'll put it in then. Lara: That would be one of the stupidest moves you've made, and that's saying something I think you'll appreciate.
4.
Pierre pulled Lara up saving her from a deep pit, in return for the stone of course. Lara promised not to lay a finger on him Pierre: Er, the stone. . . . Now, now, Miss Croft, you gave me your word. Come now Lara. Lara, you promised. Lara: Boo! [Pierre losses his footing and falls, but manages to grab the ledge] Pierre: Could you find it in your heart to help me up? I appear to be slipping. Lara: Pierre, you know nothing would please me more, but we have an agreement. Pierre: Agreement? Lara: Not to lay a finger on you. Remember, silly? Anyway, busy girl, got to go. [Lara walks away, leaving him helpless. She's being a really bad girl!]
5.
At the start of the Russian Base episode, Lara and Charles Kane are discussing about the Mafia and about what's going on in the Zapadnaya Litsa port. Lara notices a few small boats Lara: Hardly a major search party, is it? There's something you're not telling me. Charles Kane: Ah, yes. Lara: I'm a big girl now. Hit me with the bad news.
6.
Lara is unarmed in the Tower Block episode Zip: Ouch! Yeah, maybe you'd better start looking for some weapons. Hey, don't sweat it girl, the man will save you. Lara: Hasn't happened yet.